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Osama Bin Laden Wants To Convert Whitney Houston To Islam

Apparently he's obsessed...

Monday 21st Aug 2006

Whitney Houston has a new fan in the form of the world?s most wanted man ? Osama Bin Laden.

According to Bin Laden?s former sex slave Kola Boof the Saudi native is obsessed with the crack addicts work.

She told Harpers Bazaar: ?He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.?

"He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."

Apparently Bin Laden wants to convert Bobby Brown?s lady to Islam and shower her with copious amounts of gifs.

Boof said: "He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

"He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

She added: "He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives."


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  • Who gives a ____?

    by Gregory Lyons, Seattle, USA

     2 years, 1 month ago

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  • A sex slave named Kola Boof? A name that would make Ian Fleming proud. Osama probably has a nice cave near Tora Bora all set up for Whitney, but she needs electricity and in door plumbing. I know! Why don’t we just find Osama and kill him? What a novel idea. Did Osama attend the world cup finals? I hear he has a crush on Wayne Rooney,too.

    by Renegabe , WASHINGTON, DC

     2 years, 1 month ago

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  • As one who lives within a few miles of the Brown/Houston clan in an Atlanta suburb, let me be the first to say that having Bobby killed and Whitney taken would not be a bad thing at all. This is particularly true if it would help us find Osama.

    by Saber, Alpharetta, GA

     2 years, 1 month ago

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  • perfect match - he wants to convert her to islam, and she wants to convert him to crack.

    by Jim t, anaheim,ca

     2 years, 1 month ago

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  • that man has gone bongus! what does he mean he would break his colour code to possess her. if he thinks dark-skinned women have a thought about his blood money he’s got sthg coming.stay in your hidin cos now we’re comin for you.

    by Gy Ann, Accra,Ghana

     2 years, 1 month ago

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