Tom Cruise’s ‘Unique’ Birthday Gift To Katie

It has just been revealed what lucky, lucky Katie Holmes received for her 27th birthday from short-arsed lover Tom Cruise. Wait for it ? it?s a bit special?

A DVD collection with every movie he?s ever starred in!!

What a beautiful, selfless and thoughtful gift.

And according to the Daily Express: ?Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child.?

Rumour has it that Katie?s going to get her revenge by giving Tom every single episode of Dawson?s Creek . Oh and Teaching Miss Tingle. The poor, tiny bastard.