Superman’s Penis Is Too Big For The Cinema
Remember this post from 2006:
The new Superman film is turning out to be a bigger challenge then anticipated.
The problem is the size of the new Superman’s manhood…that is, his bulge is too big for cinema audiences.
Producers are worried that Brandon Routh’s packet in the new film may put audiences off as it is massive.
Bosses on the film are considering using digital technology to cover up the lunchbox in the new film ‘Superman Returns’.
Speaking to The Sun, a source said: “It’s a major issue for the studio.Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen.
“We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.”
I think they should definitely leave it in…who is with me????
Luckily things have changed now significantly, and a ton of Superman movies, and superhero movies for that matter, have been created, and far as we can tell, no digital manipulation has occurred in the junk department.