Massive Penis Spray-Painted On $2.5 Million Car
Whoever spray-painted a penis on a million dollar car has got some balls. We might all feel like doing it, when we see someone pull up in a car clearly worth more than you’ll earn in 20 years at 9-5, but someone actually did.
And sure enough, the owner of a $2.5 million Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport must have regretted leaving his/her pride and joy on the streets of Seattle when he/she returned to find a giant penis had been spray-painted on the hood.
The vehicle, which costs around £1.5 million in GBP, goes from nought to 60 in 2.6 seconds, and has 1200hp – far more than many cars that are actually designed for racing. It is, however, legal for the streets.
Oh that’s gotta hurt (Photo: Twitter)
The owner of the vehicle has yet to make themselves known on Twitter and, unsurprisingly, the culprit has also kept their identity on the down-low. We’re unsure if this is the kind of thing someone would want to lay claim to, or if they’d fear mocking and/or possible vandalism charges. But hey, maybe the owner him/herself painted the penis on, as a way of self-mocking? Maybe? No?
Also: Anyone else reminded of that episode of Friends where Ross had the ludicrously dance car? “Lift! And sliiiide…”.