Lindsay Lohan Pulling in $2 Million from Oprah for OWN Interview?

Doesn’t it seem strange that the bigger the s**tstorm Lindsay Lohan finds herself in, the more reward is waiting for her on the other side? Now, Oprah has gifted Lindsay the very reasonable sum of $2 million for taking part in an OWN interview. All she has to do, is stay hidden in her luxurious rehab, smoking boxes of cigarettes until her time there is done. Then, she’ll be doing her fake “I’m so different now” speech for Oprah over the course of an 8 part docu-series. A report says:

“The Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) has been negotiating with Lindsay for 4 months. The plan — an 8-part docu-series about Lindsay’s struggles, her career and her plans for the future — but we’re guessing it’s mostly about her struggles.”

Apparently, she will even be given two fully-paid assistants and a stylist while she films the docu-series for the network. Does it pay to be constantly in turmoil in the public eye? Lindsay certainly seems to know how to cash in, and she doesn’t even have to pose for Playboy this time (she did make a cool $1 million the time she did that thought).  She is either an evil money-making genius, or is getting really lucky despite all of her opposing bad luck/poor decisions.