Jennifer Lawrence Wants A Boyfriend Who Farts Rather Than Passion
With an Oscar-winning career and beautiful looks, Jennifer Lawrence can have any man she wants so it’s no surprise that she has some standards for her potential love match, although he shouldn’t be too hard to find as her top priority is someone who would love to watch reality TV with her, doesn’t mind farting in front of her and dislikes arguing – does her rumoured boyfriend Chris Martin tick all the boxes?
The 24-year-old hasn’t been single for very long, splitting from Nicholas Hoult this summer after four years together and over the last month or so, she’s been linked to Coldplay frontman Chris after a number of reported sightings of them enjoying romantic dates and sharing PDA. There hasn’t been any confirmation yet about their romance, but there could be some hint as to whether he’s even Jennifer’s type in her description of her ideal guy.
In a candid interview with Vanity Fair, the Hunger Games star reveals that her number one quality would have to be a reality TV lover as she just can’t get enough herself. “I would just rather have somebody that has the same taste in reality TV,” Jennifer admitted before listing her favourite TV shows: “Shark Tank. Wait, Oh, Dance Moms—that is a good one!” she says. “O.K., maybe my favorite is Dance Moms, but I do love my Real Housewives. But there’s also—there’s Doomsday Preppers. Hoarders is O.K. I find it gets a little boring after a while, but it’s great.”
She added excitedly: “I love Intervention, New York Housewives—and Beverly Hills, New Jersey, and Atlanta Housewives. I mean, I love them all, but Miami—oh, my God! Miami is really special.” Although she’s a Hollywood a-lister, Jennifer wants someone who is completely down-to-earth, so much so that he isn’t afraid to expose his natural bodily functions. “[I want someone who] you know, isn’t afraid to fart in front of me [rather] than to have big, passionate love. I’d rather have just a peaceful time. [Those relationships] are deeper because you can be your true self with somebody, and somebody can be their true self with you,” she admits frankly.
Perhaps telling of what she’s like in a relationship, Jennifer adds: “I don’t like fighting, and I find argumentative people the most annoying people on the planet. Like, why do you still want to be fighting? It’s just unattractive.”
If she could sum up her perfect match in one person?
“Do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm? Do you like Larry David?” she asks the interviewer before adding: “I’m in love with him, and I have been for a really long time.”
So to sum up: “We should both just move on and watch TV. Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me.”