Conan O’Brien announces tour dates

Conan O’Brien has announced the dates for his upcoming tour: “The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour.’

He even tweeted:

Hey Internet: I’m headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour. Go tohttp://TeamCoco.com for tix. I repeat: It’s half-assed. A night of music, comedy, hugging and the occasional awkward silence. Plus Andy and the Tonight Show Band will be coming with.

Tour dates below:

Eugene, OR Hult Center For the Performing Arts April 12

Vancouver, BC Orpheum Theatre April 13

Vancouver, BC Orpheum Theatre April 14

Spokane, WA INB Performing Arts Center April 16

Enoch, AB River Cree Resort & Casino April 17

Seattle, WA Marion Oliver McCaw Hall April 18

Seattle, WA Marion Oliver McCaw Hall April 19

San Francisco, CA Nob Hill Masonic Center April 22

San Francisco, CA Nob Hill Masonic Center April 23

Universal City, CA Gibson Amphitheater April 24

Universal City, CA Gibson Amphitheater April 25

San Diego, CA San Diego Civic Theatre April 29

Phoenix, AZ Dodge Theatre April 30

Las Vegas, NV The Pearl Concert Theatre – Palms Casino May 01

Reno, NV Grand Sierra Resort & Casino – Grand Theatre May 04

San Jose, CA San Jose State University Events Center May 05

Sacramento, CA Sacramento Memorial Auditorium May 06

Boulder, CO Mackey Auditorium May 09

Dallas, TX McFarlin Memorial Auditorium-SMU Campus May 13

Austin, TX Austin Music Hall May 14

Tulsa, OK Brady Theater May 15

Kansas City, MO Midland Theatre May 16

Minneapolis, MN Orpheum Theatre May 18

Chicago, IL Chicago Theatre May 19

Chicago, IL Chicago Theatre May 20

Toronto, ON Massey Hall May 22

Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Spa & Resort – Event Center May 30

New York, NY Radio City Music Hall June 01

New York, NY Radio City Music Hall June 02

Boston, MA Wang Theater June 04

Boston, MA Wang Theater June 05

Uncasville, CT Mohegan Sun Arena June 06

Upper Darby, PA Tower Theatre June 07

Washington, DC Constitution Hall June 08

Manchester, TN Bonnaroo Music Festival June 11

Atlanta, GA Fox Theatre June 14

You can purchase your tickets at teamcoco.com or Ticketmaster.

WHAT?? No Michigan?!! Conan, I’m disappointed