Chris Brown Says Disgusting Stuff About Having Sex Aged 8

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Proving once and for all that he deserves to be categorized next to Farrah Abraham and Courtney Stodden in the ‘celebs with very low IQ’ pile, Chris Brown has spoken on losing his virginity, apparently aged 8. Add very large pinch of salt. He says that he watched so much porn from a young age, that once he turned 8, he was ready for it! Ha! He reveals that he did the deed with a 14 or 15 year old:

“By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I’m saying? Like, girls, we weren’t afraid to talk to them; I wasn’t afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it.”

Does that mean he thinks all 8-year-old should be practicing having sex and is he sort of condoning pedophilia? It certainly seems that way. Chris then blabbed on about how it made him become an excellent lover because he has had so much experience since that fateful fictitious day:

“But you know how Prince had a lot of girls back in the day? Prince was, like, the guy. I’m just that, today. But most women won’t have any complaints if they’ve been with me. They can’t really complain. It’s all good.”)

Did he just call himself a great love-maker? It appears that he did. He also comments that he didn’t mind leaving his small town at a young age because he was just so damn smart already, obviously, we can all see that very clearly:

 “Honestly, where I’m from, probably not. I think me being able to travel from the small town I was from, me already having a good IQ, and you know being intelligent, and regular stuff, I just had to learn more and more of the street life, you know, how to manoeuvre around a room full of wolves.”

Can we all just agree that Chris Brown is too idiotic to be interviewed anymore? At least it’s hilarious to laugh at.