Charlie Sheen’s Live Show Bombs In Detroit

 

Charlie Sheen’s Violent Torpedo of Truth tour got off to a terrible start last night at the Fox Theater in Detroit with the crowd booing him off the stage and him ending the show in just 70 minutes.

The opening comedian was booed off stage then Charlie took to the stage and mostly showed video clips, which included fan tributes from YouTube, violent film excerpts, and one of himself playing Call of Duty. When the crowd began to boo him he just shrugged it off saying “I’ve already got your money!”

“Tonight is an experiment”….”I am finally here to identify and train the Vatican assassin locked inside each and every one of you”….”Show of hands here who has tried crack? (Crickets) I don’t do crack anymore, but this is a good f—ing night to do some crack”….”Is anybody else as confused by this s–t as I am? I wrote every word!” Charlie stated leaning up against a lectern.

A local radio host Drew Lane said Charlie’s tour could jeopardize his career:

“It was bad…People were upset….He’s a movie star, not a stand-up comic.” Drew stated in an interview on Fox.

I can’t believe one man paid $300 to see the show, I bet he’s not a happy camper. Charlie’s new catch phrase should be bombing!