Brad Pitt Has Sworn Off Soap, Smells Bad


According to a new, rather strange report, Brad Pitt has supposedly sworn off soap and will no longer wash with it because he read that it can be damaging and ageing. Instead of soap (yes, he does have an alternative solution!), Brad uses his own homemade mixture which blends lemon, vinegar and other cleansing ingredients. A source, who must have been close to the star, said:

“Brad says he’s read up on the toxins of soap – especially the antibacterial ones – and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the aging process in humans, but Angelina was revolted, and their kids even started calling him ‘Stinky Daddy’. Angie agreed to huor him only as long as they weren’t on the same continent.”

Angelina Jolie even told her husband that he “smelled like a sheepdog,” when they finally met recently – they’re both currently working on different film projects on two different sides of the world – Brad is working in the UK, with Angie is directing in Australia. Well, at least she didn’t say a wet sheepdog? Time for a soak in the tub Brad!