Coley Laffoon, father of Anne Heche’s five-year-old son, Homer, has been granted primary custody of the child, plus an unspecified amount of child support.
The decision comes after a court battle that saw the sometimes bizarre accusations of bad parenting fly from both sides.
Coley alleged that Anne exhibited “bizarre and delusional behavior” that made him scared to leave Homer in her care.
Anne for her part claimed that Coley stayed at home all day playing games, checking out online porn and masturbating.
Homer will now live with his dad while mum shoots her TV series ?Men In Trees? in Vancouver, and Anne will have alternate weekends with her son.
The kid?s got no chance!