6 of Courtney Stodden’s Most Terrifying Fashion Choices If RuPaul’s Drag Race collaborated with Barbie to create a Frankenstein-style bimbo from hell, you still wouldn’t be close to creating the catastrophe that is Courtney Stodden. The teen bride, who may have saved the Titanic with her inflated boobs if only she had been on board, has made some very questionable style choices in the past, and continues to do so. Taking her inspiration from pornstars for casualwear or eveningwear (doesn’t matter which), Courtney mixes shiny with shiny, mesh with flesh, stripper heels with padded bras – creating somewhat of a walking sex shop advertisement that draws your attention to her wonky boob job and overall lack of class. Sign. At least her barely famous “actor” husband (this is particularly Tobias Funke sounding) enjoys his real-life sex doll! 1.2. 3. 4. 5. 6.