Many happy returns of the day to George Clooney, who somewhat disgustingly turns fifty today.
We say disgustinly, because we know we're not going to look half as good as him when we reach the half-century mark. We'll be lucky to be alive in all probability, and almost certainly withered, grey, and no longer in possession of our original teeth. But we digress...
To mark the anniversary of Mrs Clooney popping baby George out, we've compiled a gallery of his finest moments, with not a potbellied pig or cup of coffee in sight. Happy birthday Georgie boy!



























