Try as you might, there's no escaping the fact that this summer's cinematic offering is firmly split into two camps: on the one hand, you've got a plethora of remakes (and we still haven't figured out who green-lit Arthur), and on the other you've got... well, you've got two choices really. Either watch the final installment of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, or swallow your pride, turn off your brain, and take in a superhero film.
Yes, that king of genres is just about everywhere right now, from blu-ray releases of The Green Hornet, to the impending let-down that is sure to be The Green Lantern. And there's other, non-colou themed films doing the rounds too.
Of course, this is nothing compared to next year, when we're going to be treated to The Dark Knight Rises, The Avengers, The Amazing Spider-Man, Superman: Man of Steel and, no doubt, yet another not-even-slightly-amusing Wayans brother spin off. Reboot Movie, it will probably be called, and a little something within all of us shall wither away and die.
So, with all of this in mind, let's take a look at who shall be playing what over the next twenty four hectic, CGI-filled months...