Eva Longoria has one again blasted reports that she is expecting her first child with husband Tony Parker.

The actress has begged obsessed journalists to stop writing about her weight and her alleged pregnancy after issuing a string of public denials.

"I wish people would just chill out. You'll know when it happens...It's funny because bloggers are like, 'Oh, Eva is wearing baggy clothes.' It's not like I dressed like a hoochie mama before!" she says.

Eva has been pictured looking plumper but claims she is 'fat' for her acting role in Desperate Housewives.

And though she continues to deny the pregnancy, the desperate housewife admits she will keep the public waiting months after she discovers she's expecting.

"You just don't say anything for health reasons. You just want to make sure everything's okay," she adds.

See the 'fat' pics that sparked those pregnancy rumours below, plus some more 'phantom' baby bumps here!