Creepy Katie Holmes Interview 'A Fake'

Katie Holmes has denied giving an interview to a U.K. tabloid in which she comes across as even more of a pre-programmed Stepford wife than usual.

Robo-Katie gushed about her life with husband Tom Cruise and daughter Suri in an alleged sit-down chat with the Daily Mail, published yesterday.

Here are a few particularly icky excerpts from the interview (we recommend you have a sick bag handy):

WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN?
"Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I'm such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming."

WHAT WERE YOUR DREAMS AS A CHILD?
"To marry Tom Cruise! (Laughs)"

HOW DID YOU MEET TOM?
"We just went on this great date together, and it's been wonderful ever since. He's the most amazing man in the world. I'm so happy. I love him. I feel like he's made my life."

Sadly, it appears that the report is a fake – at least according to Katie’s people.

Her rep tells PageSix.com, "That story is completely made up."