He doesn't just have special black loo roll - he has a special cleaner too.
Simon Cowell doesn't just have a nice, chatty person come in with some Febreeze and a j-cloth - he gets a "spiritual cleanser" to remove negative energies from his home. They must be a lot harder to shift than drink rings, dirty mugs and hairs in the plughole!
Simon said "I have to say the house healer did a great job. I did it because if you believe something can make you feel happier then try it. I wasn't trying to get rid of bad things, but I believe your home should be peaceful,"
Luckily, the house cleaning has been a success!
"Two people came round today and said the house felt different. So you never know. And a new show we have been working on for a while got picked up this week. Spoooookeeeee," he added on Twitter.
Well, we have to say that Simon has sold it to us. If we are ever going to get round to removing that mouldy bowl of Coco Pops from under the bed, we're going to remove the negative energy while we're at it!
See what Simon had to say on those Kardashian rumours here: