Following his outspoken comments about their relationship in Reveal magazine, Jodie Marsh has hit back at former lover Kirk Norcross via Twitter.
The ex-The Only Way Is Essex cast member chose to air his dirty laundry very publically, branding the former glamour model a "fame obsessed liar" and going into ridiculous detail about their physical relationship.
He said "She said that she’d never sleep with me. So I told her that we should just be friends."
Kirk also accused Jodie of hating TOWIE because "until that show came out, she was the most famous person to come out of Essex."
We reckon Russell Brand, Jamie Oliver, Dame Maggie Smith, Damon Albarn, Dermot O'Leary, John Terry, Olly Murs, Noel Edmonds and Wat Tyler might have something to say about that...
Understandably hurt by these remarks, Jodie at first simply tweeted "It's amazing how nasty someone can turn when you won't have sex with them".
Kirk just couldn't help himself, tweeting back "Get over it! We was never 2gether love! Never talked or thought about it! It was nothing! Get over it! Just done the story to tell the truth."
And then the floodgates opened...
Jodie revealed the real truth: "I'd only been seeing Kirk for TWO weeks. He had a tantrum cos I wouldn't put out in 2 weeks. Girls should never feel forced into sex. Never!"
"A ten year friendship ruined cos I wouldn't have sex. Real men don't pressure women. And they don't sell stories on them either.. #desperate."
Oh Kirk. Not cool.
She continued "Dumped cos I wouldn't immediately have sex, stories sold on me, lies told about me. All this & I thought we were friends #Hurt :-(.
"The moral of this story is you should ALWAYS wait til you're ready to have sex with someone. If they like you enough they'll wait for you x."
A short while later, she added "Look all banter aside, I'm really hurt. He was a good friend for TEN years. Then he tried to pressure me into sex & sold stories on me :-(.
"But we learn from every experience. Hopefully this will show girls why NOT to jump into bed with someone too quickly! Real men wait for you."
We call that Jodie 1 - Kirk 0...
Happier times... but sexless times, apparently!