We love a bit of celebrity gossip (obviously), but we can't help but feel like the latest rumour to be churned out by US tabloid magazine Star on Kate Middleton and Prince William is a step too far.
As if any royal 'sources' would ever even consider speaking to an overseas gossip publication (no offense to them), they have cited an alleged insider as saying they are also having trouble conceiving.
"William’s been with her for more than 10 years," said one 'royal observer', whatever that means.
"More often than not, it’s a case of off to bed for the night on her own while her husband is working. Lord knows when he finds time for sex with Kate.
"As a royal, he’s expected to father an heir immediately. But I can only speculate that right now he’s reluctant to get tied down with a family."
Exactly - speculation. That's all this 'story' seems to be.
"There have been rumors that Kate has had difficulty conceiving, but my guess is that she doesn’t want to spoil that gorgeous figure," the insider continued. "The flight attendant’s daughter is suddenly the world’s most adored fashion icon. With a baby, the glamor would be over.
"William sees Harry with a string of beautiful girls, and he must regret missing out on so much because he was tied to Kate. Some feel he should have sown some wild oats before settling down. You just hope he hasn’t got married too young and is tempted by other women."
They add: "William is definitely breaking out on his own. He enjoys a booze-up with the boys, and he’s no longer living in Kate’s pocket."
Hmm... what's your spin on this? We're not convinced. They seem so happy! And it's the perfect fairytale!!
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF LUPO?!?! *cries hysterically*