Alan Carr has joked that Madonna has arms like a chew dog after she snubbed his chat show in favour of Graham Norton.
Madonna made an appearance on The Graham Norton show last month, appearing alongside Andrea Riseborough and Hugh Dancy to promote her movie W.E. This didn't please Alan Carr though, who wanted her for his C4 show Chattyman.
"I love Madonna so it felt like she was two-timing me by going on Graham Norton's show," Alan told The Sun.

Madonna and her 'dog-chew' arms
Alan Carr recently defended his friend Adele after Karl Lagerfeld criticised her for being overweight.
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