After reports surfaced about the current Britain's Got Talent prank war between judges Simon Cowell and Alesha Dixon, we couldn't help but feel that new judge Alesha is struggling to get her own back on mischievous TV mogul Simon.
So far he has tried to fix her up with an auditioning rapper, disclosing her hotel name and number in Cardiff, and he reportedly also got his staff to follow 'The Boy Does Nothing' singer all day at auditions in London in a bid to make her seem like a diva.
Alesha attempted to play Simon at his own game and organised a whole host of beautiful women to follow him around baring plates of pre-cut fruit and flowers, in a bid to exaggerate the judge's reputation as a bit of a diva. However her plan backfired because Simon actually enjoyed all the female attention!
At Entertainmentwise we've been trying to think of cheeky ways Alesha can REALLY get Simon back.
If Simon happens to nod off during a boring audition, Alesha could cover his face in crazy clown makeup, and then make sure no one tells him until he makes it back to his hotel room, or she could just give him an old fashioned wedgie!
Alternatively she make fun of his terrible dress sense and turn up to the auditions wearing his characteristic high-waisted jeans, platform shoes and open-collared white shirt. Or during the BGT auditions Alesha could dramatically stage an intervention for TV mogul's 'womanising' ways.
Alesha could arrange for all the other judges to call in sick on the same day so Simon is all on his own, or she could get everyone to ignore him for the day - which is sure to anger the bossy TV tycoon!
Simon reportedly only uses black toilet paper, so we'd like to see how he would react if Alesha replaced it with conventional white toliet paper, or she could secretly inject all of Simon's fruit with hot chilli sauce.
If Alesha was feeling really mean she could remove one of the heels from his subtly stacked boots so he has trouble walking into the auditions, or she could rig his judge's chair to sink to the floor as soon as he sits on it...
What prank do you think would be funniest to play on Simon?
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