He's always struck us as such a nice, polite chap but Robert Pattinson claims to be harbouring a secret ambition to be the next Simon Cowell.
The Twilight star says he’d love a job on the X Factor judging panel so he could get paid for telling people they’re rubbish all day.
“It would be one of the best things ever to get paid for handing out Simon Cowell-style insults for the day,” he is quoted as saying.
But he isn’t dissing the X Factor meanie.
“I don’t think he’s rude, I think he’s just painfully honest, which is what makes him so good,” Rob continues, according to Showbiz Spy.
“He must absolutely love his job, it can’t be one you’d ever get bored with.”
We’re sure Louis would love to have you on the judging panel, Rob!
Now please excuse us while we go away and laugh at the image of Rob in high waisted trousers and with a buzz-cut parted down the middle…
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