Could John Mayer’s Twitter vanishing act be a sign that he and former flame Jennifer Aniston are serious about giving things another shot?
The singer’s Twitter account disappeared over the weekend, just three days
after he posted a picture of himself with the cryptic caption: "Self Portrait of The Artist Three Days Before His Metaphoric Retirement."
That’s right – no more pseudo-intellectual musings, apologies for past douchey behaviour or bickering with Perez Hilton in 140 characters or less. It's gonna be tough but we can get through this together.
The momentous development comes just as reports are surfacing that John has been spending some quality time with ex Jennifer Aniston.
The pair are said to have hooked up backstage at John’s recent Atlanta gig, and again in Tampa, Florida, the following day.
Those who followed their break-up in March of last year may remember that people claiming to be friends of Jen’s were gossiping that the actress had given John the boot because he spent hours on the microblogging site, despite claiming he was too busy to see her.
So has John finally chosen Jen over Twitter? Or is it simply a coincidence?
As you ponder a Twitterverse without John Mayer in it, here’s a handful of his classic Tweets to get you feeling all nostalgic:
"This heart didn't come with instructions." (After breaking up with Jennifer Aniston the second time)
"I wish I lived in an '80s movie. Then I could talk about my love life while playing racquetball with a friend."
"Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I'm still not sure if I would want to hang out with me."
"BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: I was sitting with my legs crossed for too long and my penis fell asleep."
"If you're shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you."
Okay, we admit he could be sort of funny. Sometimes.
The way they were



























