We have just read the grimmest story ever and had to share it with you all! Robert Pattinson may have said he hated vagina's before but this will really tip him over the edge!

A German company has invented a perfume that smells of...you guessed it...vagina. And not just one, a plethora of women's parts!

And the name of this genius (?!) scent is... Vulva Original. Nice.

The man (of course) behind the operation is Guido Lenssen and he tried to explain himself: "Intimacy is important. When I am with a woman, I want to smell her and not some perfume. Everything on the market is about seeing or hearing things you can make millions with. I wanted to offer something about scents.”

That's all well and good Guido but couldn't you just ask your missus not to wash down there for a while?!

Not content with grossing us out with that comment, he continued...

“We took probes from different women. We didnt capture the scent of just one woman. It became a mixture of urine, sweat and female excitement."

Urine. Sweat and.... FEMALE EXCITEMENT?! *retches*

He added: "It really was about smells, not about the looks. We worked on the perfume for one and a half years."

Wow time well spent eh Guido?! Jeez, if you've managed to read through that without vomiting into your mouth you're one step ahead of us...

Rob and Kristen looked loved up from the start. She can't be wearing the scent!