Someone needs to tell Heidi Montag that it might be a bit early to start joking about her 10 plastic surgery procedures, especially if she can't physically form her face into a smile anymore...

The Hills star mocks herself during an advert for better consumer protection.
She says that American's who have to use their credit card to pay for food was "enough to make me cry without moving my new face".

She then moans that reality TV stars have to pay for the excsses on credit cards because they spent all their "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here money on expensive accessories, tiny dogs and healing bracelets for your husband".

It gets even more ridiculous as Heidi's husband Spencer Pratt appears to tell her: "I've got LC calling to beg your forgiveness".

In case you're not Hills-literate ,LC is Lauren Conrad, Heidi's ex-bessie mate, duh!

Finally Heidi grins at the camera and asks: "Am I smiling? You guys, am I smiling?"

It's supposed to be funny but seeing as Heidi's new face is so horrifying to look at, it kind of misses it's mark....

Heidi and Spencer's PDA: Bleugh!