Katy Perry's new fiance, comedian Russell Brand, thinks he looks like a scarecrow...

Somehow Russell, we don't think you'd have bagged one of the hottest ladies in pop if that were truly the case!

The 34-year-old was recently voted one of the top 25 Most Stylish Men, alongside George Clooney and Twilight hottie, Robert Pattinson.

The comedian told the Daily Star that, "People say I look like a scarecrow that's robbed a bondage shop. A sex insect. What would that even be? A dirty spider? A naughty moth?"

The joker also commented on his choice of uber skinny jeans, "My philosophy is make 'em smaller until blood comes out of your ears."

Nice... lucky Katy Perry...we think not!