Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer split for good in 2009 after they shared a fleeting romance, but John Mayer claims he is still not over the former Friends actress.

The singer told Playboy, "I'll always be sorry that it didn't last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can't change the fact that I need to be 32."

Err wake up John, most men are settled down with a wife and children by 32!

"Parts of me aren't 32. My ability to go deep with somebody is old soul. My ability to commit and be faithful is old soul. But 32 just comes roaring out of me at points when I don't see it coming... I don't want to pet dogs in the kitchen."

The singer claims he felt like a villain after splitting with the actress adding, “I had seen splitting up with her as akin to burning an American flag... I felt as though I'd done something wrong and was going to be punished for it.”

John Mayer never fails to surprise us with the amount of BS one person can spill without combusting.  After claiming sex with Jessica Simpson was like doing crack we dread to think what else he will come out with this week.

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