Surely having to star in the pantomime in Wimbledon should have given Pammy the heads up that her career needs more than a team of lifeguards to save it.

But no. The 41-year-old former Baywatch star didn't take heed of this fact and decided to launch a fashion line with designer pal Ritchie Rich.

Now, Pammy is not known for her fashion sense and has appeared in the pages of gossip mags all around the world in the how not to wear it columns. An it seems nothing has changed. Someone needs to tell Pammy that flashing your nips is not a style of neckline...

The model turned up at a swish club in Miami to launch her line A*Muse to find that only 20 people had bothered to see what she has to say for herself.

Ina  recent interview, Pammy told Marie Claire:  'I've had lots of things that didn't work out, like TV shows. You learn a lot through mistakes - I learned that you have to be the captain of your ship. Actually, I own my ship.

Lucky you already own it Pammy because with your current success you couldn't afford the mortgage payments.