It was only a matter of time – the Twilight saga has been 're-imagined' as an XXX-rated porn spoof.

As sequel New Moon continues to smash box office records, adult movie company Devil's Film is capitalising on vampire mania with 'This Isn't Twilight - The XXX Parody' (tag line: "When you can **** forever, you can **** everybody.)

As you can see from our pictures, the porn cast are not quite up to the levels of attractiveness set by Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and the rest of the cast of the chaste Hollywood version.

Edward and Bella get steamy: The adult film company apparently didn't have the budget for a meadow

Edward, in particular, needs to work on his brooding stare.

Naughty vampires James, Victoria and Laurent

Frankly, we were disappointed they didn't even attempt to come up with a vampire-themed pun for the title. Can you come up with a better title?

New Moon (the non-XXX version)