Jodie Marsh Accuses Katie Price Of Being Rubbish In Bed AND In The Saddle

Jodie Marsh has reignited her feud with fellow breast implantee Katie Price by slamming her technique in the bedroom and in the, erm, paddock.

The former lesbian reckons the glamour girl and keen horse-rider isn't up to much in the saddle.

"What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage,” she snipes to UK men's mag Zoo.

"Trots around, that's all she does. She doesn't jump. She doesn't do fuck all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts.

“I started horse riding again recently and I haven't ridden since I was 14. So I've got on it after 17 years, and it's a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps."

What do you want, a rosette?

The playground-style jibes don't stop there - because, according to Jodie, Katie is also rubbish at sex.

“She's not good in bed – she doesn't know what she's doing,” she says. “She's as cold as ice, she's got hardly any friends and she's thick as shit!

"I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place."

Peter Andre weird? How dare you!