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John Mayer's Sex Joke About Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie

The singer's comments come back to haunt him...

Tuesday 24th Feb 2009

Jennifer Aniston will no doubt to be thrilled to learn that John Mayer considers Angelina Jolie to be every man's ultimate fantasy woman - at least he did three years agao.

The singer and professional 'joker' launched into a crude gag about Brangelina's sex life during a 2006 interview with Rolling Stone, in which he says he pities Brad for having no-one to fantasise about when getting intimate.

John, who was dating Jessica Simpson at the time, joked, "Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie.

"I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish?

"You have nothing left - just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy motherf*cker, I've got nothing for you.'"

John also proved that, alongside his crude attempts at humour, he knew nothing about Hollywood's super-couple, who have never been married.

The singer caused a stir last month when he mocked Brad's film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

See John at the Oscars with Jen below

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By: Jennifer Trevorrow

Photo: Splash News

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  • Jennifer should be jealous of Angelina because she has more talent, beauty, humanity and Brad!!!!

    by rita, San Geronimo, CA

     9 months ago

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  • Angelina is gorgeous! Sorry jen....you loose. ...jens poor self esteem shows itself with the loosers she is now dating.....Vince Vaughn?....and now, a total tool, John Mayer? Wow. She is truly a hasbeen now.....wish she and her boytoy would just go AWAY! Thank goodness Brad left her and fell in love with a REAL woman.

    by Luanne, manhattan, NY. USA

     8 months, 4 weeks ago

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  • You people are delusional and shallow. Jen has proven herself to be a REAL lady of class, elegance and above all dignity. She is a talented actor and a good and kind human being. I wish her well in her life and hope that her future is bright and happy. Brad and Angelina will be judged for their actions by a higher power than us, and I think they will be found lacking..

    by tonip, Geelong Australia

     8 months, 4 weeks ago

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  • OH MY GOSH.... can people, including Jennifer not get over Brad and Angelina? It's been 4 years now, get over it. They have 6 children together. I would think Jennifer would long be gone by now!! Jen acts like she is still in High School. She has even said twice, on national TV, that she is still immature for her age. Well she certainly proves it by still weeping over Brad. Jen is a very talented actress and pretty, but get over it and go live your life and let Brad and Ange be a family.

    by Pootteetoot, McAlester, USA

     8 months, 3 weeks ago

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  • yea, you guys are trippin.. i guess people don't care about homewreckers anymore.. no more values in this country as women.. it just goes right out the window.. who cares if someone steals another woman's man... right? .... Jen will always be CLASSIER than angelina jolie.. they don't call it a dime a dozen for no reason..

    by ignoranceisbliss, Los angeles

     8 months, 3 weeks ago

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