Brooke Hogan can usually be relied upon to out-skank even the most desperate of Hollywood wannabes by turning up to the opening of an envelope wearing the skimpiest outfit.

Brooke has also previously dry-humped the pin-up barrel by posing in a bikini for FHM, which is why reports from Usmagazine.com - that she has decided not to accept an offer to pose nude in Playboy - are so bizarre!

Has Hulk Hogan’s daughter had some drastic taste epiphany and decided to change her ways? Or is she merely holding out for a better-paying offer in the near future?

Who knows?

Check out some of Brooke’s hoochiest get-ups here and decide for yourselves!

Perhaps Playboy should keep to its more classy upturn - and use legitimate celebs on its cover, anyway. Click here to check out the gallery.