John Mayer is getting a bit too big for his boots these days – the arrogant rocker has started spreading false rumours about himself.
The singer, who is dating Friends star Jennifer Aniston, is so sick of reading untrue reports that he has decided to make up his own.
Mayer filled gaps between songs at a gig in St. Louis, Missouri on Thursday night by telling the audience made-up facts about his life.
He told fans he is scared of all things green, that he wrote the Kenny Loggins hit Danger Zone, and was building a time machine.

John Mayer: Liar
Mayer then announced: "When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman."
Next he'll be telling us that his feelings towards Jennifer Aniston are genuine.



























