Jodie Marsh is evidently so pleased with her new breast implants that she can't resist inflicting them on the rest of us.
The glamour model-turned-reality star was leaving London’s Orchard Bar & Lounge last night when she popped out of her skimpy black top, revealing a nipple and some gruesome surgery scars.
Jodie - who previously insisted she was proud of her natural assets - claims that their progressive droopiness prompted her decision to go under the knife.
She reveals: “Gravity had taken its toll and as any woman with big real boobs knows; when they lose volume it's not attractive or confidence-building.
"I had got to a point where I wanted to keep my push up bra on in the bedroom! I 100 per cent made the decision to undergo surgery for myself, and I didn't take the decision lightly.
"After a really difficult last year I wanted to do something that would make me feel good about myself and bring my confidence levels back up.
"The only criticism I have is one with myself and that is that I wish I'd had them done years ago so that I might have felt this amazing for all that time!"
She also admits to feeling that her natural look was over-shadowed (literally and figuratively) by the growing legion of women with fake boobs.
She added: "There are so many images of women with amazing fake boobs, I didn't really feel like mine were good enough.
"I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren't nice because they disappear into our armpits when we lie down."
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