The Hills’ Spencer Pratt debuted his advice column this week, kicking off with some bed-wetting advice.
 
One reader wrote to the new Radar agony uncle:

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?

Judging by Pratt’s take-no-prisoners advice, we’re assuming girlfriend Heidi Montag has never wet herself after a few to many.

He writes back:

Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy's really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn't count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you've ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it'll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.
 
Pratt may need to take some relationship advice himself, as Heidi sings in new single No More: "I wish that I never loved you/I should have never let you have my heart."

Time to check the Hills script to see if there's an upcoming break-up storyline...