Christina Aguilera Celebrates Son's Birth With Penis Balloons

Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman celebrated the birth of son Max by throwing their newborn a party complete with “penis balloons.”

The singer dished on the Dirrty bash during her appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

She told the chat show host: “You know, we are not a very conservative couple, and I definitely like to have fun with things and be festive and go all out.

“For decorations, we put up penis balloons all over the place — blue and white,” she said. “It was really fun, it was really great.

“Big penis balloons. For our family we got big ones...there you go, baby!”

Sounds like there's a lot of pressure on little Max to measure up.