Jade Goody has told us in frighteningly vivid detail what reconciled her with toy boy Jack Tweed – a good old rogering.
We’re not quite sure why we’re telling you this, but the dimwit Celebrity Big Brother stars agree that their drunken passion after bumping into each other in a nightclub (presumably in Essex) sealed their reconciliation.
Jade tells OK! Magazine, “'I call it emotional sex. We were ripping each other's clothes off.”
Jack concurs, explaining, “I had to make sure I put in my best performance. That changed her mind, that's for sure.
“I know I lasted longer than I usually do. I was on fire that night.”
Actually, it was that quote which moved us to action. This one’s good too...
“Jade couldn't help herself. Who could resist? She was drunk and kept grabbing me and trying to kiss me.”
Good to see romance isn’t dead.
The last we saw of Jade and Jack's electric sex life was when he famously doused his lover with his man juice after pleasuring himself to conclusion in the Celebrity Big Brother house, prompting Jade to exclaim, 'Urgh! That went all over me!'
Entertainment News