Like the recent 'Meg White sex tape', the alleged Eva Longoria X-rated vid has turned out to be a big ol’ hoax.

On Monday Entertainmentwise reported on rumours sweeping the Web that steamy footage of the Desperate Housewives star romping with husband Tony Parker was available on various pay-for-view adult sites.

It turns out that the video that everyone is talking about is in fact a parody of Paris Hilton’s infamous One Night In Paris made by the jokers at Funny or Die.

Check out the disapointingly SFW video below.