Bad Dads!

Yes, it's that time of year again where we must come to appreciate our fathers and buy them uninspired gifts in the form of novelty ties, golf mugs and pairs of socks. With Father's Day looming upon us this weekend, this is a time where we celebrate the good dads and attempt to show them how fabulous they truly are. But not all dad's are saints...

In response to the Hallmark tradition of celebrating fathers on this special day, Entertainmentwise has instead decided to highlight the Bad Dads, the ones who probably conceived their offspring whilst blind drunk and horny, and not thought of the consequences. The guys who didn't realise it's cheaper to buy contraception than have to pay for their future children's expensively revealing couture, addictive drug dependencies and numerous rehab visit costs.  Here are the gentlemen who probably won't be getting a Father's Day card this year... We salute you!

Michael Lohan
Like Father, like daughter. After having spent two years in jail for attempted assault and aggravated unlicensed driving, Papa Lohan has cleaned up his evil ways and has found God in the process. Michael has been trying to reach out to his daughter Lindsay, but the disillusioned wildchild has shunned his requests, favouring parties and modeling with knives instead.
Maybe she needs to slap it around so much to replace the much needed male influence in her life. Or because she's just a giant skank. Either way, Daddy Lohan should be glad the freckled one doesn't want to see him, she'd probably end up trying to get him into to bed as well. Incestuous!

John Voight
Now Angelina could be seen as being a tad bit ungrateful here. The most beautiful woman in the world should be thankful to have such an impressive set of genes handed down to her, but instead she has disowned her father for calling her "unbalanced" and urging her to get help for her "mental problems." We guess she has a just cause, after all, if she's so unbalanced, how did she manage to snag Brad Pitt? Poor Voight... He can't even be considered a good grandfather! Forgetting the name of Angie's daughter Zahara is bad enough, but thinking she was called Shakira just adds insult to injury.

John Travolta
With the amount of stick Scientology gets anyway, we wouldn't want to jump on the bandwagon *ahem*, but if John Travolta is denying his son's autism because his religion sees it as a weakness, how can we not criticise? Apparently, people with mental illnesses are "degraded" and are capable of curing themselves by working harder on the teachings of the church. So will Travolta have to choose between his son and Scientology? Perhaps he thinks this is like 'Grease' where he was able to get Sandy AND stay with the T-Birds! Scientology will not compromise John, choose wisely...

David Hasselhoff
Bless his drunken soul. After seeing the video of him manhandle a hamburger while drunkenly slurring we do feel a little sorry for him. Hearing his annoying daughter's commentary while video-taping that infamous 5 minute clip was enough to make us want a drink. If the Hoff has had to put up with that for however many years, no wonder he's an alcoholic. Just let the wife get custody of the kids Hoff. With your studliness, we're sure many women would want to make babies with you, so disown those annoying brats and start putting it out!

Alec Baldwin
Note to any father's trying to win a custody battle: Do not leave a voice message on your child's phone calling them a "rude, thoughtless little pig." Enough said really.

Happy Father's Day!