Harry Potter Book Being Printed In 'Total Darkness'

Workers printing the new Harry Potter book are apparently being forced to work in �total darkness� to prevent leaks of the new novel.

Staff at Poessneck�s GGP print factory have also been threatened with the sack if any copies of �Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows� go walkabouts and are searched before and after completing their shifts.

Cars are also being combed going to and from the site in the lead up to the book�s release on 21 July, in an attempt to head off a lucrative pirate industry around the Harry Potter phenomenon.

We would make some kind of Basil Fawlty joke about Germans and security, but we�re far too European for that now.