When Jodie Marsh announced details of a new reality TV show, 'Who Will Marry Jodie Marsh?', no doubt she expected the men of the country to quiver in anticipation.

But it turns out that even they're not that desperate.

Today's Mirror reports that at the first auditions for the reality show just TWO people turned up, "and one of those was horribly drunk".

Does nobody want to marry the glamour model?