Heather Mills declared herself �pleased� with a mid-table finish in the first episode of new American TV show Dancing With The Stars.
The former-model, who has lost a leg, was told she had �more guts than Rambo� by judges after completing a fox-trot with her professional dance partner Jonathan Roberts.
Heather, who scored 18 out of 30, said herself, �I'm just glad I didn't fall over. I thought I'd be the lowest so I'm pleased."
Former N Sync star Joey Fatone got the highest score with 24 points, whilst singer Billy Ray Cyrus (who made a cameo in one our favourite films Mulholland Drive, fact fans) faired worst with 13, with judge Bruno Tonioli telling him he resembled �a crazy bear in a swamp�.
























