Cohen appeared as Borat via a video link up during which he said: �Sorry I cannot be there in person but I am not allowed in due to a sex crime problem.
�But I am still under instruction from my government to promote my movie film. They say if I don�t I will be execute.�
Then holding up a baby he added: �Last year I went with the ugly one from Pussycat Dolls and made this. Is Madonna there because she might like to buy it. But I�m worried the singing transvestite might make a bad father.�
Not long after, Avid took to the stage dressed as Madge complete with four dancing babies, speaking in a New Yawk accent he/she said: �I�m Madonna. I�ve been getting a lot of hooshie from the press because I bought a baby. If I want to buy a baby, I�ll buy a baby.�
Then pointing to her dancing dwarf babies she/he said: �I bought these guys from ebay. They are my ebabies. I�m old enough to be your mother but you still want to suck my hooties.�
I bet Madonna is thrilled!



























