Birthday girl Ashlee Simpson was left fuming this week when her London birthday party became a Z-list celebrity haunt.
The bash to celebrate Simpson�s 22nd year on the planet was attended by such luminaries as Bianca Gascoigne, Charlotte Church, Nikki Grahame and Duncan James.
The star of Chicago was overheard to say: �Who are these people? I don�t even know who they are. If I�d had my party in LA I would have proper celebrities.�
According to the Sun she was then heard to add that any A-listers would be put off by the crowd.
She said: �Ashton (Kutcher) probably walked in, took one look at this lot and turned round and left.�
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