Kabbalah loving Madonna and her hubby Guy Ritchie have been reportedly touting about a miracle water which can treat nuclear waste.

They�ve apparently been writing to members of the government and British Nuclear Fuels preaching the virtues of the �wonder fluid�.

However, the news is becoming a big joke within the scientific community with one expert telling the Daily Star: �It was like a crank call. The scientific mechanisms were bollocks, basically.�

The pair put forward claims that the water had already helped clean up areas around Chernobyl.

Sounds like its done something alright, to Madonna and Guy�s brains!