10K could cure cronic halitosis...
Photo: Linda Chasteau
Can anyone explain exactly why one of the worlds most beautiful and admired women is dating Pete Doherty!?! Despite his recent rise to fame and fortune, he has filthy fingernails, a multitude of holes in his shoes � no, they�re not vintage - and low and behold, the rankest breath in the history of punk rock!
Following the news we gave you about Pete Doherty�s ulcer three weeks ago, we at entertainmentwise.com are pleased to announce that on-again girlfriend Kate Moss has rushed to the rescue, saving herself and the rest of the world from the torment of Pete�s bad breath!
One insider told the Daily Star �The only way to save their romance is to save his teeth.�
Yes, Kate has generously offered to shell out a massive �10,000 on Pete�s overdue dentistry bills. Supermodel Kate obviously finds rocker Pete irresistible, after going back to him against the advice of everyone, but even she seems repulsed by the level of poor personal hygiene.
An insider claimed: �Pete suffers from terrible halitosis because he rarely brushes his teeth.�
Regular drug and alcohol binges will have already left Pete in need of dental attention, but complete neglect and refusal to even brush your teeth is just asking for trouble. Sources at Knightsbridge Dental Care insist Pete�s teeth will require months of attention to be anywhere near up to scratch!
Pete seems somewhat reluctant of the treatment, though sources say �He�s terrified of losing her so he�s agreed to see the dentist.� Good luck mate!