�Desperate Housewife� Teri Hatcher was left stunned and red faced after Joan Rivers slated her as she walked the Academy Awards� red carpet on Sunday.

The cosmetically enhanced Rivers advised Hatcher to get some work done and fast!

According to the Daily Star Rivers said to the former Superman Returns babe: �Face it, your tits have dropped so low you cold give yourself a breast exam with your toes!�

And she didn�t stop there, she ranted: �Where�s Superman now? You�re so over the hill I�ll bet your gynaecologist examines you over the phone.�

As you can imagine Hatcher didn�t hang around too long for more abuse from the bilious old bitch!