Leonard Cohen ‘Unlikely’ To Recover £5.4 million

Leonard Cohen is �unlikely� to recover the �5.4 million, which a court has ruled was stolen by his ex-manager Kelley Lynch.

Lynch worked for the singer for 17 years and has failed to respond to allegations that she pillaged his retirement savings. The unscrupulous cow, who was fired in 2004, also refused to return photos and memorabilia despite a court order.

Cohen�s lawyer said: �She�s hard to get in touch with. I don�t know where she lives and I don�t have a phone number for her.�

"We don't know what she did with the money. But she knows what's going on because she leaves me with phone messages at all hours.�

Cohen, who released a new album to mark his 70th birthday last year, was living at a Buddhist monastery in the 1990s when Lynch was looting his hard-earned cash. Proof that meditation isn�t always the way forward�