We're surprised he even remembers his own name!
Perhaps he could take up a baking career?
Liam did joke about the fat comments, though...
The One Direction lads attended David Beckham's Class Of '92 Screening
Singer was also showing off a super hot tan!
The 1D hottie has certainly blossomed into a dashing young man!
The feisty comedienne is in serious condition at New York hospital.
The new series of the X Factor returned to our screens tonight
The star remains in a critical but stable position in hospital
The pop princess is said to be 'heartbroken'
The baker has insisted that what happened wasn't her fault
See their reactions here
Check out all the big winners from last night’s ceremony
She was dressed to impress...
Legendary actor passed away this weekend
New report claims the separated couple have worked out a confidentiality agreement
The Australian rapper has put up with her fair share of haters
1D have still got it!
It all kicks off tonight!
According to deadspin, they knew about them last week
A second shot at fame for this lot
The Legally Blonde actress takes on a completely different role in Jean Marc Vallee's new project
Tied the knot with Angelina Jolie last week
The local council in Croatia had initially banned the racy filming
Elsa has been brought to life
The Hollywood legend stars in both The Humbling and Manglehorn